Comedy Day

Occurs on May 12th, in which comedic actions are three times as frequent.

guy 1: it's Comedy Day!
guy 2: why did the chicken cross the road
guy 1: not this one, anything but this
guy 2: to get to the other side
guy 1: you're a comedy genius

by NyanMinecrafter April 15, 2021

Griffin Day

Every Thursday is Griffin Day. It originated due to Jenna going over to Griffin's house on most Thursdays. Now it does not matter whether or not they meet up on Thursday because every Thursday is Griffin Day.

Happy Griffin Day!

I can't wait till it's Griffin Day!

by Jebna May 13, 2021

Day Late

Being super slow and not quite getting it.

Dude, He's being day late. I don't think he knows what he's doing or saying. He's being worse than a blonde.

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

Day Meh

Someone who knows how to do things or is just very smart

She’s such a day meh, wish i was like her

by Http.crymeariver August 19, 2020

text-day

the virtual record of daily experiences expressed in real time during the day via text, along with the actual day(s) & the disruptions to those day(s) created by said texting

During my text-day, I coined"text-days." I have a lot of descriptive neologisms in my texts from earlier text-days; maybe I'll add them to the dictionary, too.

by loyloydeploy March 5, 2020

koover day

koover day : a day everyone worships and adores and posts koover on their gram

omg im giving koover a million euro for koover day

by kooverfan69 February 13, 2023

Quarentines day

A mash up between the words valentines and quarantine. Quarentines day is the day the packages arrive you ordered from Amazon. Said packages must contain gifts for your SO/family member/room-mate that you have been quarantined with. The gifts are usually to smooth over squabbles caused by cabin fever.

I ordered my girl a foot massager for Quarentines Day. There’s no way she will still be mad at me after Amazon hits the porch.

by Parts Daddy June 22, 2022