turdly bird

Someone whose sluggish behavior impedes on an activity.

We would have gotten here at 7:00, but Amanda was being a turdly bird.

by TurdlyProfessor June 18, 2024

Chessy bird

Sassy bitch who will, beat you a inch away from death for feeding her the wrong bird food

BRO YOUR SUCH A chessy bird

by Bigger than biggest boy 69 November 29, 2022

Bird Beak

A case of lack of lips on a person's face.

Man you have tiny lips. Like a Bird Beak.

by masonjar93 September 4, 2014

Bird Snuggles

1. When the old creeper in a crowd rubs up against you pretending it was accidental.

2. How pervs cop a feel without getting arrested.

3. Invasion of personal space by pretending it was socially acceptable.

"That pockmarked Amish looking dude just rubbed his junk against my thigh. He gave me the old bird snuggles."

"See that tight blonde over there? B**** is asking for it. I'm going to go give her some birds snuggles."

by Hillieanders May 12, 2019

Worlie Bird

When you bottomed out in your girls ass and she tells you to go deeper, so you improvise

Guy 1 - I had to give Rebecca the 'Ol Worlie Bird last night.

Guy 2 - sucks your dicks small.

by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 15, 2015

angry birds

Parents that are Pissed off because you report ça laisse à désirer and they refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic.

I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.

by Sexydimma December 18, 2014

Playing Angry Birds

The act of quietly messing with your phone to avoid further confrontation when in your girlfriend's bad-books.

-Why won't you talk to me?
-I'm playing Angry Birds, apparently.

by UndoDog July 3, 2011