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Ho-Tattoos

Ho-tattoos: tattoos worn typically by millennials (and Gen Z’s) who like the concept of a tattoo but aren’t crazy about them either. They will get minor tattoos on the chest, arm or leg (not neck or face). Sometimes it will be a quote or a flower. The stupid ones will put their date of birth. Ho-Tattoos deviate from skank tattoos which are reserved for Gen Xers.
I thought Melissa was hot until I found out she has a bunch of ho-tattoos. She’s naturally beautiful, she didn’t need to paint the Sistine Chapel with graffiti.
by stokelycalm January 19, 2024
mugGet the Ho-Tattoosmug.

Burrit-Ho

I picked up a burrit-ho in Juarez
by Shawn Irvine June 16, 2014
mugGet the Burrit-Homug.

Ho Quang

Refer to the greatest man ever alive from Vietnam. Also, his real name is Hieu, but people usually call him Bac Ho
A: Do you know Ho Quang?
B: No, who's that?
A: He's your dearly Uncle Ho you piece of mother fucking trash
by TheRebellion March 19, 2018
mugGet the Ho Quangmug.

poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.
My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.
by Finn0123 January 2, 2017
mugGet the poke homug.

Ho-Hum

the best band ever created started by Rod Bryan and his brother, but his brother said he was "too good" for the band life.
arkansas is a diesel, engine Asa Hutchinson and Mike Beebe are gasoline, im vegetable oil, im a different way to do things, so come see me and my band Ho-Hum in concert for the last time next week.
by TitaniumPhantom December 5, 2018
mugGet the Ho-Hummug.

john doe ho

any corpse turned trick, by jeffrey dahmer, before the authorities can match dental records.
mr. dahmer licked his fingers and belched as he finished turning out, another john doe ho. the best part was he got his money back and a full belly everytime!
by big bb gib February 19, 2009
mugGet the john doe homug.

fix a ho

Slang for a woman who gets into relationships with men who admit they have big flaws but sees them as a project to work on - savior complex
He's a mess but I'm such a fix a ho that I'll date him anyway.
by Darqueace February 23, 2024
mugGet the fix a homug.

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