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Jesus

The most beautiful name ever. He is more loving than words to describe and kinder than anyone ever. He is a great bestie and an amazing friend.
by Ilovelovesm November 23, 2021
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Jesus without je

Person 1: Say Jesus Without Je
Person 2: sus… OH YOU LITTLE SHI-
Person 1: Amogus
Person 2:STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!
Person 1: ඞ
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Eden D. Snuts November 24, 2022
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Jesus

Jesus has a big cock
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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BLACK JESUS

Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda
by SAVAG3D3VIL July 18, 2021
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Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens
Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!
by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023
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Jesus

Jesus is your creator and one of the greatest men who ever lived and is willing to go to the ends of the earth for you.
I feel sad

Jesus is there for you
by fun and game April 14, 2022
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Jesus

"Jesus is my best friend."
by RealArtist1 January 21, 2022
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