eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Eating it plain

To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.

She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.

by beevi June 12, 2012

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...

Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.

by billybobripa August 1, 2012

eating beak

The licking of another person's asshole.

I'd been eating beak for hours before I realized that I had a hoof stuck between my teeth.

by Purina Princess December 18, 2011

Ghost Eating

To stuff your face with food without being noticed while intoxicated or high off the marijuana.

Where did all that food go? You must’ve been ghost eating!

by Iggy003 November 22, 2021

Eating Dicc

When a person or people have shitty names so they hate on everybody whose doing the Name posts

Look at what ____ just posted, he’s eating dicc again

by Eat it Up Scuntty November 23, 2021

eating a McChicken

the most vile thing u can do to your body.

“eating a McChicken last night was the WORST thing i could’ve done to my bowels, my jokes still burning.”

by ruthismisreal May 18, 2023