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Soup Nuts

When you sweat so much that your boxers get drenched right under your testicles and it feels like they're being dipped in warm soup.
Dude, I just got done dry-humping the SHIT out of your mom and now I have Soup Nuts like a motherfucker (haha double entendre)
by Sean MacDonald August 13, 2008
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deez nuts

I can't believe they got fired
Who??
DEEZ NUTS!!!
by Benjamin Daniels February 8, 2008
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sweet as a nut

Here radgy is that tac alreet?

Aye, its as sweet as a nut wor kid.
by Elswick Charver May 2, 2006
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nut suck

n. Proper name given to Chris, describing the explanatory act of sucking on one's nuts, scro, or bag.
Scobie is a flailing nut suck, with your nuts on his mind and his tongue on your nuts.
by Balls December 1, 2004
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nut juggler

One who juggles nuts, aka BALLS. Juggling is often performed by the mouth, as though swirling a couple gob stoppers.
Hey, stop juggling his nuts and get over here and bring my dinner hussie!
by Jamie Slater January 5, 2004
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nickel nut

A person who thinks he is being helpful but is actually making a complete fool out of himself and who everyone thinks is a BLANK.
"Dude, who the hell is that nickel nut?"
by Ciddo Xxavius January 16, 2008
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deviled nuts

the mixture of mayo, herbs, and human testicles that go inside the middle of a hard sack
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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