Titties

The best things known to mankind

"YO YOU SEE HER TITTIES?!?! I BET SHE HAS TO SPECIAL ORDER BRAS"

by escalator96 July 4, 2022

National kissing titties day

April 11

I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.

by Kissing titties day February 20, 2023

Cardboard Titties

A young woman lacking in the upper chest.

"Damn that girl got cardboard titties"

by Cardboard titties October 18, 2020

the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.

Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."

by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020

Bum-brow titty fuck

When you stradle a womans head and fuck her titties!

I liked her tits but not her face so i gave her a bum-brow titty fuck last night.

by Miqoel June 11, 2016

Titty growing pills

Pills that are advertised to make womens tits grow but in reality do nothing (much like dick enlargement pills)

I bought these pills to make titty growing pills to impress my boyfriend but they did nothing I guess next step is breast surgery.

by Dan the car guy July 19, 2019

National Send A Titty Day

National Send a Titty Day is on October 28th.

Hey did you ask your girl for a nude, it’s national send a titty day!

by Moore6023 October 28, 2020