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new years noodle

When someone is acting like a lemon on New Years.
Jake stop being a New Years Noodle and enjoy the party!
by Aniidid January 3, 2018
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New Hope Club

3 dorks that I look up to
Members: Blake Richardson, Reece Bibby, and George Smith
They are immaculate
New Hope Club is such an underrated band
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New Orleans Spoonful

When your girl is on her knees and you have a plastic spoon and you cum on it and feed it too her, whilst making the sound "RAHHHHHHHHHH"
"Broooo I pulled a New Orleans spoonful on her last night!!"
by NateMeholick March 19, 2016
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New Year's Absolution

Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.
Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'

Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'

Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'

Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
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New York Meathook

The act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her vagina.

Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.

A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.
When my girl got out of the shower, I gave her the old New York Meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.

Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"
by Gandhus November 15, 2011
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New Kid on the Block

A way of acknowledging a kid that recently moved to the neighborhood. Usually applies until the arrival of a new kid on the block.
Guy 1: "Did you see the new kid on the block?"
Guy 2: " No, where is he from?"
by LoveforHarambe October 31, 2017
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New York Grinch

The New York Grinch, or also known as the Grinch, is a person who steals the timberlands, or timbs, of someone in December in New York City.
That nigga stole my timbs, he is a New York Grinch.
by SnoopyTheDogg November 23, 2016
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