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Penis Ripper

A very strong object that when iserted into the penis and pulled will rip your penis in half.
Man1: Hey try this new sex tool
Man2: Ok *Inserts Penis Ripper into penis*

-All that was heard after was a very loud scream-
by 1337--n00bs June 30, 2006
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Penis Choker

by Holly May 13, 2005
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Plaster of Penis

British slang
Yet another coined term meaning the contents of the testicles.
However "plaster of penis" is usually too wordy to actually thread into a sentence and so is never often used as a metaphor for come/cum.
"Fredrick the novelist was having enormous trouble including 'Plaster of Penis' into his pornographic literature, as it spoiled the rhythm of his sentence structure."
"Father MacDougall made a tissue sculpture using plaster of penis as his glue."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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Spore Penis

re: pok
creating a spore penis is so pok!
by corncob June 19, 2008
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Penis Envy

When a young girl hates her mother for not being born with a penis. It is usually subconscious and the girl often hates her mother from years to a lifetime. In more serious cases the girl also grows up hating men for having the penis that she never did or ever will.

Women with this are not lesbians, they simply knew they were missing something as a child and are now unable to realize that's the cause for the hatred and oftentimes unable to change their ways
After years and years of hating her mother, Kelly realized she had penis envy...all she ever wanted was a penis
by Vickkehhh February 20, 2009
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penis blender

The act of inserting 3 penii into an asian woman.
Me, Trey, and Ray Ray ran a penis blender on Suzi Suzuki.
by thejameshimself July 25, 2006
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Penis Wrinkle

An insult, refering to a wrinkled Penis
by Midex August 2, 2003
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