salty-milk

when your mum invites her friends over to practice wrestling whilst dad had gone to get milk

last night my mum left some salty-milk in the fridge and i accidentally put it in my cereal

by swizzy sash October 5, 2023

The Milk Jug Fairy

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.

"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

by Abterfuge234x October 5, 2023

Milk Toast

Derived from the vintage slang Milquetoast, meaning: timid, meek, unassertive. The origin of the term is a 1924 comic character named Caspar Milquetoast created by cartoonist Harold T. Webster. A man who's depicted as a weak pushover, his name alluded to the bland food of buttered toast served in a dish of warm milk.

John doesn't stand for anything. He'll agree to anything you say. He's a milk toast.

by Ambient_Screaming October 6, 2023

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards

Did you see timmy eating cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards.

Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

Milk bone

When a man tittie-fucks a lactating woman.

Bobo milk boned that MILF a week after she gave birth.

by HumaneAnimal October 18, 2019

Cookies and Milks wee

When you grab cookies and milks and then you say wee

Hey I’m hungry let’s grab cookies and milks wee hahahahahahaha

by Ayeeeeeewatchadoinhere October 19, 2019