Shaft jacking

Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.

"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"

by Salopty December 31, 2016

Jack the piece

The act of stroking your dick, especially after a long day at work.

1. Fuck man it's 10 in the morning but I really need to jack the piece right now.

2. Pull out the piece and just jack it all over her face

by Og af January 12, 2017

flaber jack

that extra fat that makes you look large when you are pretty skinny

uhh im called fat becuse of my flaber jack

by dishragsquad February 7, 2017

Reality Jack

The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.

Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.

by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019

Jack the nerd

Jack is known for being a extreme nerd for school,mute most of his time when he does gets a mic he screams "SOUND"
into the mic causing all of our ears to bleed of his terrible voice,jack is also known for having millions of acne on he big forehead that any can notice,terrible at any game he plays.

you know jack the nerd
no

good you dont want to know about him
yes

by Aredpigeon October 26, 2019

Jack Duff

Jack Duff is an Irish bean from a band called RoadTrip TV. He loves this girl called Mais, mais I love u sweetcorn. he’s fit lol yeet.

omg look it’s Jack Duff with Mais!

by lolimboring October 30, 2019

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after.\

Jack and jill were brother and sister

by anonymous November 9, 2020