fart squirrel

A skunk - See various memes

Did you see that fart squirrel over there in the bushes?!

by Biffosscott November 17, 2015

fart squirrel

A skunk.

"Do you smell that? Someone must have run over a fart squirrel back there."

by notvelvet November 22, 2015

fart snatcher

Some one who follows his or her boyfriend or girlfriend so close and never letting them out of there sights as they could snatch the farts from them or never letting them fart.

My boyfriend follows me so close he is a fart snatcher.

by Nick behan March 15, 2016

Fart Stop

The delicate maneuver required to halt a well-rounded, fully formed, ripened-to-perfection fart from slipping, ripping, or bubbling out of your cheeks. A highly skilled, Olympics-esque discipline that requires immense core strength and buttock muscles that can grip like a vise combined with careful facial control that doesn't belie your discomfort. Useful ability for anyone that takes elevators, rides in subways, or flies in planes frequently.

I was on a flight to LA sitting next to this gorgeous environmental engineer and wanted to let one fly. But that would have ruined everything so had to pull a fart stop while we discussed climate change and our favorite taco joints.

by Charlie77 October 11, 2018

Fart Nugget

When you Fart So hard You shit Your Pants

Well fuck I passed a Fart nugget

by [e-mail] October 15, 2018

fart suicide

When you very well know that what you are about to eat will cause massive farts, but you eat it anyway.

Eating these nachos is fart suicide.

by ghostofisis January 5, 2019

Fart tent

At night, a person knows he or she let loose one of the worse smelling farts of their life so they pull the sheet over their partners head. The partner is trapped, but the smell is so bad they wake in a panic to flee the covers.

Last night I had the stinkiest fart of my life but couldn’t place the smell. Had to give the wife the old fart tent. She woke in a panic and couldn’t escape the covers.

by Just trying June 19, 2018