my online friend had an e-death. i miss him
by wowiewowzers July 2, 2024
Get the e-deathmug. When she decides to violently rotate on it 360 degrees causing it to twist off and explode from heat friction.
doctor: "so how'd you end up here?"
the victim: "she was like 'oh I have an idea'"
doctor: "oh, don't tell me, spinning death?"
the victim: "oh has it happened to you too?"
doctor pulls down his pants to reveal a cindering hole of where once laid rest a majestic cock that had falling in battle, to a spinning death attack. Donate today for spinning death victims.
the victim: "she was like 'oh I have an idea'"
doctor: "oh, don't tell me, spinning death?"
the victim: "oh has it happened to you too?"
doctor pulls down his pants to reveal a cindering hole of where once laid rest a majestic cock that had falling in battle, to a spinning death attack. Donate today for spinning death victims.
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
Get the Spinning deathmug. When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
by GUSHING ANAL BADGER December 14, 2010
Get the Death Uddersmug. how it ends.
hey tommy! care to share a meaning full book quote? - timmy
of course tommy, but i am feeling a bit dreary for the time being so it may be a bit depressive. - tommy
not to worry timmy i don’t care - timmy
Our knowledge of life is limited to death. - tommy
wow, that was harsh. thank you brother i am now going to fight the voices in my head. - timmy
ok by girly - tommy
of course tommy, but i am feeling a bit dreary for the time being so it may be a bit depressive. - tommy
not to worry timmy i don’t care - timmy
Our knowledge of life is limited to death. - tommy
wow, that was harsh. thank you brother i am now going to fight the voices in my head. - timmy
ok by girly - tommy
by Silly little goose December 24, 2023
Get the deathmug. A unavoidable effect that happens when you live for too long, and god says that you need to move on.
I experienced death.
by jewkillnazi April 6, 2019
Get the Deathmug. If you search this up, and you don't take AP Human Geography classes at this time, you're fucking bored or a nerd.
If you want to know what this is, its the amount of people who die out of 1000 people in a society.
If you want to know what this is, its the amount of people who die out of 1000 people in a society.
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 8, 2023
Get the Crude Death Ratemug. The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
Get the Death Circle Jerkmug.