long drive

Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.

Him: “that’s a long drive thooo”

Her: “why don’t you just tell me to kms then?”

by Kopicake September 18, 2025

test drive

Trying something that you've recently bought for the first time, e.g. "test driving" a pack of caffeine pills bearing the brand "Tombocantuxin" to keep you awake whilst staying up late doing mountaining college assignments

I just got a pack of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, so I'm going to take them for a test drive tonight while I finish my college assignments and see if they really help me stay awake!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

Forced Diversity Revisionism (FDR)

Blending the criticism of superficial inclusivity pushes with the notion of altering historical narratives for modern agendas. It's a fitting way to describe instances where casting choices prioritize contemporary diversity optics over period-specific accuracy.

Forced Diversity Revisionism (FDR) it is a shiny new coinage for those Hollywood history tweaks that prioritize inclusivity vibes over era-specifics, and for all those complaining about Viking warlords with cornrows or medieval knights who look like they just walked out of a UN meeting.

by Isaac Newtonian January 10, 2026

the right to drive

contrary to the common misconception, this does not exist.
Driving is a privilege, and not a right.

Eric: "I have the right to drive where i like."
Police Officer: "WRONG! Driving is a luxury, buy a bike after you pay this ticket 'cause I'm revoking your license."

by Mazer86 May 22, 2008

Sunrise Vista Drive

The street most commonly known for the apartment complex, Sunrise Gardens aka Little Mexico. Lots of drug use goes on on this street and everyone knows everyone.

"Man, did you guys see all those Mexicans on Sunrise Vista Drive??"

by lalalalalalalalla1111 May 9, 2009

Chapel View Drive

A drive in which you see a church chapel. Causes you to think about missing church which then causes you to speed home quickly to get away from the thought. The police then pull you over.

You got pulled over on Chapel View Drive again, didn't you?

by whateveryo91 July 18, 2009