Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 09, 2020

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Bud boner

A raging boner that occurs after smoking some giggle bush (marijuana)

"Jeezam" Gary thought to himself, "I bet she'll get a load of my bud boner after she sets the bong down."

by Wordwhacker907 June 19, 2020

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when your entire body tenses when looking at something you like

i saw Dylan O’Brien on my tv, this gave me a body boner

by Katinator January 21, 2024

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-anything that a male human finds arousing

That redhead with the bodacious rump really hits me in my boner zone.

by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019

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Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023

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Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey

by Sindal January 17, 2025

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A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.

Ooo ouch my cruiser boner is caught up in the accelerator.

by Greg the shellback November 15, 2023

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