Reversed Boner

a reversed boner is me with math

"i got a reversed boner in maths today! it was horrific!

Reversed Boner by transkingleo August 7, 2018

Insta-boner

When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.

Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*

Insta-boner by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Jesus Boner

A holy boner

Holy sh*t you have a jesus boner

Jesus Boner by trooperclonerex September 12, 2018

fight boner 

Getting hyped and excited about a fight going on around or being in a fight and enjoying it.

the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons

Hisoka, an experienced fighter in a tournament arena setting has been watching a newbie gon develop at amazing rate and they finally face off. Mid fight, Hisoka to Gon:
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)

fight boner by wyunofuuk September 25, 2018

mutual boner 

Is when you give dick to a girl you dont care about but feel like she needs to get piped

I gave that give a mutual boner because she was lonely

mutual boner by Mehfuck September 29, 2018

Bowd Boner

Bowd Boner; An erection which is produced by Lewis Bowden after speaking to Miss Angell.

Ben: "Look at fat Bowd Boner"

Bowd Boner by CutoverConch35 October 8, 2018

Contextual Boner 

A dick pic that also includes legs and/or testes.

Hey Tina, I just got sent a Contextual Boner; I actually know the size because I can measure it against the legs in the picture! Gross.

Contextual Boner by SchoolForAnts October 27, 2018