Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.
I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.
by DFLB November 3, 2014

by sebmr2 May 24, 2010

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)
"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"
"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."
"Word."
Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"
"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"
"Bet"
"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."
"Word."
Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"
"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"
"Bet"
by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019

by toypit April 18, 2022

A term used to describe someone who is being cucked in a specific way. It is when the cuck is forced to wear a bag over his head while the Alpha fucks his wife. Commonly used to reference betas in a group as a more demeaning term than "cuck", because a normal cuck is at least allowed to see his wife being railed by Tyrone, a cuckbag doesnt get the privilege of vision.
by TotallynotWillsroommates September 17, 2020

Moon Bagging is when a wine-o removes the bag from boxed wine and drinks straight from the tap of the bag.
"WOW, Jane really loves Moon Bagging. She went through an entire one last night before she hit the floor".
"Let us just go ahead and moon bag that box of wine".
"Let us just go ahead and moon bag that box of wine".
by COMTEE April 17, 2019
