The event when, instead of the penis growing larger, the rest of the body gets smaller, thereby increasing the relative size of the shlong.
Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
Not to be confused with a reverse boner.
You see, Perry the Platypus, with my latest inator, I will obtain an unstoppable inverse boner: giving me the largest glizzy in the entire Tri State Area... relatively.
by Only_69 April 18, 2021
Get the Inverse Bonermug. by SnookyShooky December 2, 2023
Get the Butt Bonermug. When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.
No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.
by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023
Get the No Boner Bobmug. by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013
Get the floating bonermug. When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)
by Dick Guzzler July 18, 2016
Get the Insta-bonermug. Getting a hard-on too soon after cumming, and requiring you to punch your dick until it gets soft again, to avoid priapism.
"Shit man, I jerked off twice today, and my dick just got hard again. That re-boner shit ain't good for you, so I did a little preemptive strike with some fridge door slams. Problem solved."
"Uh. Word."
"Uh. Word."
by zombieskin October 14, 2011
Get the re-bonermug. You don’t need a Red Bull to get a Red Bull Boner. It’s a mindset. It best to drink a Red Bull to get full effect of your Red Bull boner. Remember stay calm and rock it out.
Zmo got a Red Bull Boner he gonna rock it out.
I got a red bull boner
How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?
I got a red bull boner
How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024
Get the Red Bull Bonermug.