1 inch

you have the smallest cock in the fucking world that prob smells like the cheese that has been siitting in the back of the fridge for 2 months the name they would usually have is archie bobbie and harry

girl 1: omg have you seen harrys dick pics girl 2: yea its like 1 inch hahaha

by GYATdestroyer September 17, 2023

Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

November 1

no nut November

U can’t nut on November 1st bitches

by Theblackcougar2008 November 2, 2019

Rule #1 of the Universe

Max CANNOT say "no you" to James.

In any instance where James is complimenting Max, they cannot return the compliment with a "no u", uno reverse card or any other form of complimet reflection.
*also Max is valid and perfect*

James: "Ur great Max"
Max: "No u"
James: "No u"
Max: "You can't say that"
James: "Actually you can't according to Rule #1 of the Universe"

by Jamesanator December 22, 2020

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

It's what guys use to rate girls based on how "hot" they are that has nothing to do with their personality, intelligence, etc.

I met this girl at the pool yesterday...
What is she on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale?
She's a nine and a half...

by graphiteshimmer October 1, 2016

Nigga 1 Chip

Apple's first generation wifi chip.

That Apple Nigga 1 Chip is faster than my Window PC's RealTek chip.

by TheUrbanDictionaryLover109 October 2, 2025

#1 dad

Simply the best, most loved dad in the whole wide world

The owner of this mug is definitely the #1 dad in the world.

by Doingmystuff December 22, 2017