A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.
by MisterGnu October 29, 2024
Get the Wet Weedmug. the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."
"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"
by dankhaddock October 17, 2012
Get the false wetnessmug. by Srosro December 15, 2018
Get the Wet Poon Spoonmug. During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.
by Mancho76 February 15, 2025
Get the Tallahassee wet mopmug. by batty crease wagwan December 25, 2022
Get the wet willymug. The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.
by Lil pierre December 4, 2015
Get the Wet Nedmug. A guy in an orgy finishes getting a blow job and sticks it in his friends ear. Now that's a wet willy!!!
by Wet willy bandit March 22, 2025
Get the Wet Willymug.