Top Level Asian

The supreme level of awesomeness achievable by an asian. Includes driving race cars.

Hey Top Level Asian, throw us the keys to the Audi R8.

by LamboDriver May 15, 2019

'87 roof top, Bronson

lyrics of the song hive

'87 roof top, Bronson

by questernm October 16, 2022

Top

Short for „that’s on periodt“, meaning something like 'not up for debate' or '100% true'. Phrase preferrably used by girls and gays. Often used in combination with a particular hand movement as seen in the GIF, indicating there‘s no other way but death.

Girl 1: I love Nicki Minaj, she the queen of rap.
Girl 2: She woke up and chose facts, Top!
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Girl 1: Wow gurl, u so beautiful today, miss thinggg.
Girl 2: Top bitch!

by chanelgangsheet June 27, 2021

Deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅

Laura C

The deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 was unbelievable she, had a cat ear headset up top and veryyyy short shorts down below

by Js1888 November 6, 2022

Top Bunk

When a guy sits on someone's, often another male, face and gets his ass ate

Brads a total top bunk...

Brads sniffin his panties again? top bunk activity right there

by BottomBunk August 10, 2025

Muffin Top

When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.

"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"

by Selaphiel December 23, 2018

Top tier sniz

The finest of your local poon-pool, usually including but not limited to Asian, blonde and ginger chicks that have a babe face and are on average ~50kg and >=1.75m.

1) Dude did you know last night Mark went out with Jess ?
- No way he did bro, the one that makes all the other girls look like your mom?

2) -HR Manager: I am sorry this PR position is reserved for top tier sniz only.
- Are you saying I am not a 10/10 ? Imma burn this place to the ground.

3) Dude I am so falling for Sarah, what a top tier sniz!
- All the other chicks look like hens compared to her.

by Danisoutside March 16, 2023