titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.

I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!

by Wyatt Gornick November 19, 2015

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pancake titties

The chest of former president Donald Trump.

Her: Have you looked at Donald Trump's pancake titties? It's like he has tits but are pancake colored

by Average_Fan_Of_Everything February 05, 2024

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exploding titties

When your man tits fill up with tit milk out of no where and you lose your penis so u become a girl, then your tits explode causing you to become a man again... Damn that was an awkward talk with your mom

Once in puberty I had exploding titties

by HentaiGuy69 December 25, 2017

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Big Titty Tea

When the tea is big, important, and JUICY

“Susan! I have some big titty tea!”

by SuckMyAshhhhhh October 15, 2019

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The real international soapy titty pic day

Right up there with Christmas and kick a ginger day, this is a holiday that is honored world wide. The traditional celebration is sending a soapy titty pic to the ones you care about and spreading joy. This holiday takes place on April 11th.

Babe I can’t believe you forgot it’s the real international soapy titty pic day

by Mike hunt, philanthropist April 12, 2024

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