sugar tit

Satisfying a craving for sweets or candy.

After her sugar tit fix, Sheila went back on her diet.

by mysouthernmama February 7, 2009

Bobby Bitch Tits

Bobby Bitch Tits is a man suffering from the scientific term gynecomastia, the development of abnormally large mammary glands in males or laymans terms "man boobs"

Look at the Bobby Bitch Tits on that one!

I feel so bad for Bobby Bitch Tits!

by Susan Jacob February 13, 2009

big tit patrol

A website that shows women with huge knockers/tits.

Man, did you see that girl? She has humongous tits she could get a role in big tit patrol!

by K.devera April 30, 2006

Beef-tip-tits

The most ungodly tits imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. Picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman's breast.

Guy 1: "Yo, did you here about Roger, he slept with Sarah Cronin last night".
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."

by Cowgirl49 March 31, 2009

Failing Grade Tits

A girl’s tits having a size that would be failing in her school assignments.

D Cups onwards.

“Holy shit man! Leah’s tits have to be a D cup!”

“Yeah man she’s got failing grade tits.”

by Brad’s Encyclopedia May 17, 2021

Shit Tits Mcgee

Originally this term was assigned to women suffering from a mammary defecation but in recent years it has been used for both women and men as a term of endearment.

Sweetheart can you be sure to drop off my cardigan at the cleaners? A homeless man threw a bag of feces at me while yelling “Shit Tits Mcgee” at the top of his lungs.

by HashSkillet November 24, 2022

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019