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Courtesy Sandwich

A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.
"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"
by O'Shaqhennesy March 17, 2020
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sin sandwich

After sex, popping your vagina into another woman's vagina instead of making your husband a sandwich.
As soon as Ben ejaculated with shame into his hand, Candace ignored him and made a sin sandwich with his wife.
by Toomanycommas March 26, 2023
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idiot sandwich

by s o u r l e m o n a d e December 13, 2022
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"a" sandwich

That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.
by A Sandwich Master April 9, 2021
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cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.
hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.
by Korpington February 11, 2023
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sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.
Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."
by MadMax808 September 7, 2016
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Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich
"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."
by Jama-Himself January 30, 2020
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