Ass Kite

A kite that is spawned, and flown, out of your asshole

"That's a really nice ass kite, nick jonas."
"Thanks, i have no friends"

by McDoozle March 1, 2009

rat assed

To get absolutely wasted from excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude: Right its friday night and i'm off out to get rat assed tonight.

by Mercifull March 4, 2005

Ass Nectar

1. Anal secretion emitted by a women during anal sex. Unlike pussy secretions which leak out of a women's vagina before intercourse, when she becomes aroused or intensly after orgasm, ass nectar only comes into play during intense anal intercourse. Also known as butt-lube and ass-juice, anal nectar is imperative for a good ass-fucking.

2. Natural anal lubricant produced in a women's asshole during anal sex.

"This chick wanted anal last night, so after I had it buried in her booty for like 2 minutes, I already had mad

Ass Nectar on my cock."

by Cuddy13 May 24, 2009

Dead-ass

formerly dead-s meaning dead serious. the ghetto form of dead serious is dead-s, which is not used anymore. less stress is used wen saying the word dead-ass so it has replaced dead-s.

p1: yo, homie, im gettin ass from jennifer tonite!
p2: u dead-ass?
p1: YEA!

by antawn January 28, 2007

kiss ass

(n)a person who sucks up to people

(v)to suck up to people

n)
jenny:(to jackie)look, there comes Jill. she's such a kiss ass
jill (to boss) may i help you?
jackie:wow. you're right!

by miss cool astro lady May 24, 2010

Fucked in the Ass

1. Getting raped anally by an extremely homosexual man, or a really freaky girlfriend with a strap-on.
2. Getting fucked over on a deal or something of the sort.

1. " Dude... Bob's so unlucky. He got fucked in the ass by Jim. "
2. " Jim, you whore! You fucked me in the ass over my skittles! I'll kill you! "

by Brock S. August 31, 2006

half-assed

Job/task/chore done without putting too much effort in it.

Those Americans did such a half-assed job on the previous example of the "half-assed" definition.

by brownPower July 17, 2006