by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.
Better watch what you say to John Doe, he suffers Jesus Syndrome and will use it as ammunition to never do anything in life and swear you were the reason his entire life was ruined forever.
by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024
Get the Jesus Syndromemug. by urfavhater November 22, 2021
Get the Jesus Hernandez Cmug. Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
Get the Satanic Jesusmug. Jesus: what up honeys?
Girls: can I smash you?
Or
Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis
Girls: can I smash you?
Or
Did you see Jesus ? He’s the one with the large penis
by yezuuzu January 27, 2022
Get the Jesusmug. by Kass96 March 21, 2017
Get the Jesus Jammiesmug. Fat shit who doesn't do there homework and watches tik tok during his class and smells like are pit. And also doesn't brush there teeth
"Did you go to jesus Juarez' house" "yah" "how did you survive" "I just was holding my breath " "dam I got to try that"
by Not skinny kid November 1, 2020
Get the jesus juarezmug.