May 26

The day where you talk back to your teachers

Yay May 26 I can finally Ms.Gwen just shut up because her breath stank

by Twotwotwotwo May 23, 2022

May 10

The best day to be born on. If you are, you are loved and special and a massive chance that you'll work at Hooters or Femboy Hooters <3

Guy one: Ryan is born on May 10
Guy Two: He's gonna work at hooters then

by GayPerson1010 October 13, 2021

May 20th

It’s the most gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, kind, caring, sweet, unreal, hot, baddie and perfect girl Aishling Mae’s birthday on that day!

person: “omg do you know that gorgeous, beautiful, sexy, kind, caring, sweet, unreal, hot, baddie and perfect girl there???”

other person: “no why?”

person: “that’s Aishling Mae, it’s her birthday on May 20th”

other person: “woah that’s so hot” 😩😩😩

by anghealach May 23, 2021

May 2

Tell the last person u message on insta they are sexy

Hi ur sexy
Hey thanks but u are 2
it’s May 2 right

Ye why
I was just joking lol

by Helpilnbbeffjd May 2, 2022

May You We You We May Allison Janney Allison

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May You We You We May Allison Janney Allison

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

May 9th

What ever happens on may 9th stays between you two

Person: hey we should do (anything) it’s may 9th
Person2: okay because its may 9th it stays between us

by Iz_ka11 May 8, 2024

May 16th

A day where you send you closest homies a picture of your cock and balls and they rate it out of 10

Johnny its May 16th where my picture bro?

Oh thats my bad here you go!

I rate it a good 8 out of 10 Johnny!

Thanks bro!

by Beanflicker2003 May 16, 2022