Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Fat girls make guys gay

It is a fact that if a straight man links a fat chick he will become homosexual

Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.

by Bajiggle February 16, 2024

People who make definitions of names on urbandictionary

They are just searching for upvotes. They're emotional manipulators and just make people with such names feel good about themselves.

Anna: Oh my god, urban dictionary says i'm beautiful!
Me: That's not true, the people who make definitions of names on urbandictionary want you to feel happy so you can upvote their definition. It's an emotional manipulation.
Anna: Oh... that's fucked up!

by two_trucks9009 February 23, 2024

Make my bed

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam March 1, 2024

Making banana bread

When someone is being retarded and making every bad decision they can think of

I don’t know what to tell you she’s just been making banana bread

by Stick licker March 8, 2024

making a poster

a term that is used to describe when a guy goes to pound town. (Used particularly to describe the action with two girls)

Sanjog was making a poster with his Bhangra friends

by izSJD;lAS March 8, 2024

make me water

to make someone squirt/ejaculate, usually a female.

“Make me sweat, make me hotter. Make me lose my breath, make me water.”

by bsf lay March 13, 2024