Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime. That’s why I ___on company time.

Where were you the last half hour?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time”

“Boss makes a dolla, I make a dime. That’s why I crank the hog on company time”

by TomMore1535 June 30, 2025

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Making out with the homies goodnight

The act of making out with your homies before bed, and wishing them goodnight.

While kissing the homies goodnight is not gay, making out with the homies goodnight is. Only gay people make out with the homies.

Josh: Sorry, I was making out with the homies goodnight.

Sarah: Isn't that gay?

Josh: Yes. This is my way of saying goodbye.

Sarah: ...Josh??

Josh:...

Sarah: Josh please you're being ridiculous!

*Born This Way by Lady Gaga plays*

by JoshtheNOTgayguy1275 November 14, 2023

National make out day

National make out day October 4th 😌🤚🏼 Get your ass ready 😏 make out with anyone

Girl: omgggg!!! Is national make out day bsf

Bsf: omggg trueee!! Soo are u gonna make out today with Oscar ? 😏
Girl: omgg shhh 🤫 is a secret

by Freaky.bitch12 October 3, 2020

Making a Charlie

Just like “Taking a Devlin” out of ‘Just Go With It’ but a little better. Something you can get your kids to say or you say to visitors when your kids or someone is in the toilet taking a huge dump. Where’s ya son? He’s making a Charlie he’ll be out shortly. Your family member/visitor asks “where the heck are ya?” You reply: “Just making a Charlie I’ll be out in a while”

When holding a baby and something then starts to stink really bad, you then can say “oh no is someone making a Charlie/ looks like someone made a Charlie”

You know cause Charlie and the chocolate factory 🍑 💩

Making a Charlie- to drop a big load of poo in the toilet, in a nappy, on a carpet, on grass or anywhere.

by ShaggyNScoob69 September 7, 2021

making paper

shedding your skin

“I’ve just been making paper.”

by vote4sydro April 12, 2020

Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy

The cunt who makes sandwiches and blasts people with mustard in WordGirl

“I’m Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy!”
“Bitch Jimmy Johns is in the other direction.”

by Your Friend, Unikitty July 1, 2023