I like turtles

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.

Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...

by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017

Scratched like toast

when you get paid out and have no comeback

"oo dude you got scratched like toast"

by jackmoot October 3, 2007

The person I like

The person I like his name starts with an A and ends with an N and his last name starts with a C and ends with an E ik he won’t like me after last time and I don’t blame him, I hate myself for what I did. If only we could go back to before I broke up with him maybe I would have a better life. He’s the only person bringing me joy right now.

The person I like is the best

by TRaiga July 30, 2021

Ragin like a kagin

some 1 who rages or rage quits while doing something

dude wtf where did u put my shoes.....dude stop ragin like a kagin and calm your mits ya bogen

bogen(a dirty native who trys to act black,and trys to do drugs)
mits (man tits)

by suckmymit.com September 2, 2011

just like landers

To be a complete and total idiot. Very annoying person who thinks people look up to him. Says everything with an annoying hic accent.

Professor: Well I thouwt it would be nice for the class to study this in a group type setting. So lets get this hw in to me in 4 weeks. I like to eat dicks.
Student: Aww man, this is just like landers

by trrocks03 October 31, 2007

lose like Trump

To go out kicking and screaming like a little baby in an obviously misguided and futile attempt to salvage what's left of your inevitably doomed ego, instead of accepting defeat with grace.

When Kevin finished last in his school's spelling bee, he blamed everything from the organizers to the audience to his parents. He was unable to accept the fact that he lost fair and square due to his grossly inferior intelligence and mediocre linguistic aptitude. Don't be like Kevin. Don't lose like Trump.

by wxflurry November 8, 2020

Sleeping like a fish

day dreaming been awake in a trance like state

"Sorry I was sleeping like a fish."

by dboi27 July 31, 2017