Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.
“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia
by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023
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penis hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr
by Exploiter March 23, 2021
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belty hair

When your belly hair gets stuck in your belt buckle.
Ouch, my belty hair!
by Belty Hair November 26, 2022
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hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 04, 2013
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Aqua hair day

June, 14th!

It’s aqua hair day!! Congratulate your favourite aqua haired person!!
by Knoire June 14, 2022
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hair tie

to breakup with a significant other and/or to break a bond. or the male burns the girls hair tie out of anger and disloyalty.
by auntyjemimabrady April 14, 2017
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