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easy baked ham

idk but i’m finna turn u into one
“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi
by wdw.marais. January 1, 2020
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Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.
Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.
by India Garden March 24, 2020
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newly baked

Are you comming to the party this weekend?
Nah man, i’m going with my newly baked to the cinema.
by Obuszek_Okruszek June 22, 2020
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Second Base

Second base defined as "I let a man get to Corey Seager on our date last night," -Kennedy
by nut4dgr July 11, 2020
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222th base

literally throwing cooked fettuccine at eachother while playing 100 gecs at full volume on Sunday
caden: I got so lucky last night

newt:bbbbroooo 3rd base?!?
caden: no 222th base ;)

newt : you sick bastard
by liberal bug September 8, 2020
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Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not
I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.
by Dickhandle October 4, 2020
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42069th base

I know you’ve spent all night looking through base by base till u said let me just skip to 42069 than found this post. well 42069th base is when travel dimensions to the 42069D parrel omnivortexual universe and than fuck a giant octopus God ripping your body to shreds
42069th base
Jean:”how was 49069th base”
Susan:Dead people noises
Jean:”are u sure your alright
by Hippowolf October 19, 2020
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