Viviana Banana

Viviana Banana is a name for beautiful girl with a giant heart. She will probably rock your world in and out with her amazing charisma and her sense of humour. She won't be pushed around and is brave and wild in terms of actions. If you are lucky to have one don't let it go she is an amazing girl with a sense of right and wrong. Please believe me!

Person 1: Wow I just met a girl who made my heart rock out, bro!
Person 2: Really!?!?! What's her name?
Person 1: Dunno something about bananas?
Person 2 : A Viviana Banana!!!! Don't let her go.

by 15dolphins March 16, 2025

Banana

A measurement tool for 9gag-ers.

OP: Here is a banana for scale!
Reader: Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well!

by Bojlerman November 12, 2017

Banana

The bestest most awesome surname ever. Ancient roots, cool people. Only the best people have this surname

Indiana Banana became my best friend.

by TheBigBoyAntiDuolingo November 25, 2023

Brown Banana

An insult for a senile person.

“That Mildred is SUCH a brown banana!”

by Membean Magician March 18, 2022

Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.

When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.

by cspvln January 3, 2017

apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

Julia Banana

It’s basically a blonde person,which is in love with Reuben but it’s too scared to speak to him.Julia Banana is also someone that made E cry,3 times,Banana also tries to steal her dad’s weed frequently,but never succeeded,she came from Poland and would rather kill a dog then a person.🅿️

Julia Banana thinks about masturbation 99.9% of the time.

by zieggs January 22, 2022