Bird's Nest

When you get jizz in your pubes and you leave it and let it dry into a bird's nest.

I ran out of tissues wanking so I had to make a bird's nest.

by thejug02 January 17, 2012

Bird

Animal that Goes flap flap

Birds are animals

by I_am_poggers December 10, 2021

Avery bird

Avery bird has tiny shmeat, alas, this is compensated by his mega smart brain.

Avery bird is a gooning sigma, he might need to jelq, but he will 3D print a machine to do it for him.

by Sigma_gooner69 May 18, 2024

savage video birds

Birds that ruin you video

All of the kids: Lets make a video!

Okay!

3 seconds later...

savage video birds come in and mess up recording.

F**K YOU BIRDS!

by sHadybo1 April 21, 2020

Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift

"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

by Mrlightningfast June 25, 2018

olivia bird

she is so amazing and beautiful and awesome she’s so fab and amazing she is the bestest friend anyone could have if you want a good friend find an olivia bird

do you know olivia bird

yes she so amazing and wonderful she’s my best friend

by bounca April 9, 2024

bird

a flying robotic spy sent by the government to spy on people disguised as animals with mechanics that resemble flesh

the bird stared at us through the hotel window

by girrafe_101 May 2, 2019