Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.

The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...

by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017

BLUE WAFFLE

Usually the meaning of someone who is a Red Waffle.

You are a Blue Waffle you moron.

by Blue Feelings October 12, 2017

Oreo waffle

This is a delicious item created to delight the masses of Oreo fans

That was a delicious Oreo waffle

by Whoreo October 25, 2017

Lebanese Waffle

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.

“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”

by Spark Florence October 27, 2017

american waffle

When a girl has a blue waffle and is on her period and gets cream pied by her boyfriend.

Ex: Stan ate his girlfriends american waffle.

by Zaven Hoshigami November 28, 2017

Dick waffle

When her pussy is so hot and tight it compresses and slightly cooks your dick and some cases you pull out with cum dripping as if syrup is glazed over your dick

She gave me that dick waffle last night

by Bleppper Blea December 9, 2017

Medium Waffle

When you stick a square shaped waffle in between your ass cheeks and squeeze.

Hey Bill, I’m going to medium waffle tonight, wanna come along?

by Annnanaaa April 21, 2018