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Pussy Towel

The towel placed between the pussy and the body of a male patron at a full nude strip club.

Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.

The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
"Ah shit man! I have a pussy stain on my lucky black dockers! My wife is going to be pissed!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"

"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
by WOD comish July 29, 2009
mugGet the Pussy Towelmug.

pussy stuck

When a person is unwilling to leave the company of a women after/during a fling, hook up, or short term relationship. Often seen during the end of summers, vacations, camps, and before summer in colleges and boarding schools.
Dam, John hasn't left Lin's side since last week after they hooked up, he must be pussy stuck since the end of the semester is in a few days.

Dean was pussy stuck to Julie all of the last 2 weeks of band camp.

After Lea and Matt hooked up, he had been pussy stuck to her for a while, I swear he would have been by her side while she was taking a dump if she woulda let him.
by Rocrock12 June 2, 2011
mugGet the pussy stuckmug.

pussy whip

an insecure male who clings to a female particularly when it means disassociation from male friends.
when zach met that fly honey, he pussy whipped his friend to get some stankey on his hangdown
by andrew koch January 27, 2004
mugGet the pussy whipmug.

pussy eater

to feast upon the flesh of a small furry animal known as a cat
Mark,what the f**k!!, what the hell are doing to that poor animal!
by WeVer September 22, 2003
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PUSSY DESTROYER

A WEAPON USED BY THE UNITED NATIONS OF SEX TO DESTROY THOU PUSSY AND THEN EXTERMINATE ALL THE PUSSY FROM EARTH
GOOFY AHH UNCLE JOHN: HAVE YOU SEEN MY PUSSY DESTROYER?

JOE: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ALREADY IMPREGNATED MY CHILDREN
by GAMER JOE999 May 23, 2022
mugGet the PUSSY DESTROYERmug.

Pussying Around

More feministic version of dicking around. Females often use Pussying Around to signify that they are doing something irresponsible and/or outrageous
Becky, stop pussying around, you'll get us all in trouble!
by AFanBoyCameAndCorrectedThis August 14, 2015
mugGet the Pussying Aroundmug.

Coon Pussy

Yeah bro I got me some of that coon pussy last nite
by Kuntry Cox November 9, 2020
mugGet the Coon Pussymug.

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