certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 06, 2024

phat dead leg

Phat dead leg is a painful dead leg.

"I've got a phat dead leg"

by Escape2wonderland January 31, 2016

dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

by PDXMike March 06, 2016

Dead Ouch

When you say ouch like 30 seconds after you get hurt

Hey Noah just did a Dead Ouch

by Rhonda Evers February 02, 2020

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

on my homie dead grave

To put on you friend or like on my momma. To put something you say is true on a dead person/friend. Friend=homie

On my homie dead grave, I did not just do that.

by Aphrexxial February 03, 2023

dead chun

(adj): to describe strong feelings of perpetual existential crises, over-awareness of the anthropocene, and rajjyness about 95% of people

Ellen listened to another murder podcast and felt dead chun

by ijmanc November 05, 2017