Sandwich

The perfect end all be all of foods. It can be anything you want, PB & J? Yep! Tuna? You Bet! Coleslaw and Pickle? Absolutely! All it requires is 2 slices of bread and something in between.

Troy: I want a sandwich!
Narrator: Troy then procedes to make a Pickle and mustard sandwich because Troy is a waste of air.

by Very Funny Comedian December 10, 2019

hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.

i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich

by aidsgirl August 1, 2011

Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.

He likes ham sandwiches (white women)

by Do megabytes September 2, 2022

Tempe Chicken Sandwich

Any sex act that leads to an explosion of flavor in the performers mouth while within the City of Tempe.

While visiting my buddy at ASU, I met an hot chick and got a Tempe Chicken Sandwich.

by Tempe Boy June 22, 2023

Ham Sandwich

A person who has suffered horrific burn injuries as a result of a house fire.

Man, that ham sandwich has patches of hair and shit everywhere

by Captain Spudz December 15, 2021

Banana mayonnaise sandwich

The act of cumming on someones ass cheeks and then eating the butt out.

Joe: "Hey guys we need an example of a banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"

by Funkmeister5000 April 17, 2021

Tritrib Sandwich

A sexual act performed in a threesome involving two women engaging Tribbing/Scissoring with one woman placed knees to chest legs spread while the other woman is on top compressing her vagina to other vagina as a third party (usually a man) is behind them performing both Cunnilingus and Analingus on both women as they are thrusting into each other. The women’s buttocks represent the breading of the sandwich as their vaginal lips represent the meat of the sandwich as the other party engages in the oral sex.

Derrick: You got doubled teamed last night?
Aaron: I got to taste a Tritrib Sandwich, that shit was wet.
Derrick: Where did one start and the other begin?
Aaron: I don’t even know bro, my tongue was slipping up and down, in and out their pussies and asses.

by halfbakedboy May 17, 2025