Reverse Bathtub

When an elderly, orange-tinted man sits in the Oval Office with the mental clarity of lukewarm dishwater and somehow manages to drain the country while insisting he's "filling it up."

Usually involves shouting at furniture, confusing weather maps with coloring books, and claiming divine victory over common sense.

"Bro, the economy just did a reverse bathtub — all the money went down the drain, but somehow he says it's overflowing."

by AntiOompaLoompa October 15, 2025

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reverse 360 piston jammer

The advanced art of standing in front of someone, inserting your fingers into their anus, then forcefully rotating your wrist 360 degrees, it doesn't matter if it breaks, slowly insert more of your arm into the anus, then another forceful 360 movement, this time on your arm. Once this is completed, a full bottle of gorilla glue is applied to the arm and anus, locking it in place.

John: Hey Peter, why is your arm mangled?

Peter: Because I hit Dave with that reverse 360 piston jammer!

John: Peter, you're dead to me you retarded nigga.

by ThatSigmaRizzDawg January 17, 2025

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Reverse Jenga

To try to cram an item into a crowded space w/out having any existing items toppling out. Often involves rearranging existing items, shutting any door quickly, & not being the next person to open the door.

With all of the leftovers from Thanksgiving, she had to reverse Jenga, the leftover corn casserole into the overly crowded refrigerator.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

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Reverse Shocker

This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"

Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

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