hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.

I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato

by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023

Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.

Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."

by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023

Potato Picker

A common and friendly swedish slur often used against friends

Shut up you dam potato picker

by Affe Banana September 08, 2023

Smash potatoes

Smash potatoes

What does the phase smash potatoes mean

by November 08, 2020

Drain their potatoes

Drain your potatoes, drain our potatoes, drain his potatoes, drain my potatoes -- urinate

We need to stop soon so the boys can get out and drain their potatoes.

by Kickasso December 23, 2021