dog pocket

dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.

hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?

by eatlicker24 May 18, 2018

Pockets

Something women have difficulty finding, because when they do, THEY'RE FAKE!!!!

Sarah: Oh my gosh, Debbie, this dress has pockets!
Debbie: Woah, you're so lucky, I don't even have pockets on these pants!

by TotallyNotAnOwOCat October 10, 2021

Gravy Pocket

Noun:

A small amount of a foreign substance (usually from a previous sexual encounter) found located within a crevice of a plump individual (or BBW in some regions)

Whilst going down on big ol’ Barbara, I hoisted one of her flaps and found a gravy pocket.

by Tonemtz November 19, 2018

You got a rock in your pocket?

A response used when someone includes you in their plans without asking, to which you would respond if the 'we' they are referring to is them and the rock in their pocket.

"Yeah, we're going to that concert tomorrow night"
"We? What, you got a rock in your pocket? Because I'm certainly not going."

by Palumboss June 3, 2019

That's my pocket

What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)

Guy: That's my pocket

Girl:What?

Guy: (walks away)

by Schmekel September 1, 2010

Pork Pocket

When you stab a morbidly obese person, and fuck the stab wound.

He used the body's Pork Pockets to ejaculate in.

by Violet Starfire September 20, 2023

nature's pocket

A geological thing on the earth. A cavity that spews hot water.

Let's go swimming in the nature's pocket!

by jimjammerjammy June 15, 2024