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shelly 6 pack belly

A country girl with a for belly from years of playing in the woods. Often comes with a spunky disposition and wears wife beaters and likes the taste of bud light
That girl is a Shelly 6 pack belly! For sure look ate her
by Cobbie39 January 24, 2017
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Around the back sack pack

Did you purchase your around the back sack pack for the upcoming game?
by Syelent March 6, 2017
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reverse fanny pack

When old men place their long ass balls in a sock a pull them through the legs and tie off behind the back.
Tired of sitting on them, the old man tucked his balls behind his back into a full reverse fanny pack.
by Skeelow Green June 14, 2017
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puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
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creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice
Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package
by thebadwrench April 21, 2018
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drinker’s six-pack

A six pack of beers with two missing
Trev, it’s nice to see you’ve brought a drinker’s six-pack to the party.
by doctortrevis July 12, 2018
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Velvet Six Pack

Preforming the Velvet Hattrick twice, once the night before and again the next morning.
Guy One: "Dude, last night pulled off a Velvet Hattrick!!"
Guy Two: "You think that's something? This morning I completed a Velvet Six Pack!!!"
by BigT588 July 15, 2018
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