Animal Jam E-gooner

A default wolf that goons off to random unemployed female jammer's OC from a game called animal jam.

Herbiebirdie: YO! Did you just see that default wolf goon to that chopped looking OC?
Default tiger: OMG I JUST DID
Herbiebirdie: OMG NOW HE'S E-GOONING TO YOUR DEFAULT ANIMAL
Default tiger: *FARTS*

That Animal Jam E-gooner goons too much.

by Herbiebirdie February 7, 2026

Gosford Flicker Goon

When in PBL u pretend to drop a pen and duck under the table to flicker goon by swinging ur stethoscope onto ur glans and then u listen to it to hear some feedback. Can also apply to situations where you want to flicker goon from a prominently visible location to let other Gosfordians see (AT YOUR OWN RISK). Flicker gooning in the anat lab may RAISE ur CORTISOL and lead to JAIL TIME.

AAY: yo bro i wanna hit a gosford flicker goon fuck these foids
Gosfordians: what

by flickergooner457 February 24, 2026

Swiss Flicker Gooning

Where you let melted chocolate mixed with melted cheese flow in to your urethra

I burned my cock while swiss flicker gooning

by WIINIVGC October 14, 2025

Kash Patel flicker gooning

Kash Patel flicker gooning is an extremely niche lethal gooning technique that releases sperm at an unbelievable speeds and dihstance. to perform this gooning technique, you must be a limited edition voter for Trump to obtain this legendary gooing techinque. the only public information is that you must be on Epsteins Island while flicker gooning with bubba's penis in your mouth, and you must also have a car battery wired to both of your twisted testicles.

I was Kash Patel flicker gooning today.

by Dudeman67 November 20, 2025

Serbian Flicker Gooning

Serbian Flicker Gooning is gooning with the power and force given by our lord and savior Aleksandar Vucic.

He gives us sandwiches at night filled with salami, allowing us to ejaculate into the creamy toast and impregnating the party of so called SNS located in the fridge deep under Dunav

Hey man, i felt so happy and excited feeding them with the majestic Serbian Flicker Gooning..

by Mongral December 10, 2025

Your Phone Is Gooning

when you phon so fucked up with virus its even showing porn vids overlay on the screen on full volume + u cant turn it off along with the fact that your phone is steaming.

person 1:ayo bro we gon game?

person 2:yeah let me grab the phone- WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK?!?!?

person 1:... HOW ARE YOU SO AIRHEADED TO SEARCH minecraft free 2019 no virus easy ON GOOGLE?!?!

person 2:I DONT KNO-
person 1:your phone is gooning nah id dip
person 2:BRUH

by Lil_Drakenfyr December 23, 2025

Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.

Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.

by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018