Molly Craig-Greene

Molly Craig-Greene (more famously known as George Weasley’s wife) is an influencer who created Bernardism. Bernardism is a religion centred around Bernard, a tiny rubber baby with a purple face, yoga pants, and incredible belly dancing abilities. Overall, Molly is an amazing person and you should definitely buy her food.

Nick Jonas: Hey, do you know who Molly Craig-Greene is?

Lindsay Lohan: Yeah! She’s that amazing girl who sang Demi Lovato songs to me whilst I got my cosmetic surgery done!

Nick Jonas: Woah, she sure does sound amazing !

by Magicschoolbusdropout January 19, 2021

Green name tags

clowns in abwr who have the light green name tags and are really dumb

red name: man these green names are really dumb
green name tags: UpDateWHen?

by yo gamer March 10, 2021

Green bay packer

A very bad person or football team who get the shit beaten out them every year

man suchs a Green bay packer he got 0 warzone wins

by Chicago Bears fan March 24, 2021

Green Shell Taxi

The best taxi service across the whole Mushroom Kingdom.

I'ma hitch a ride by Green Shell Taxi.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Puss Green Gooch

When your gooch gets infected and turns green with puss

Damn, I fucked that girl last night and woke up with a Puss Green Gooch

by EpicLolly36 June 14, 2021

Green Eyed People

The most PRETENTIOUS bitches to ever exist.

“Actually green eyed people have super secret NIGHT VISION wooshwoosh*” -booger eyed person

by anonymous May 24, 2023

Green Bean Dog

Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans

I fucking hate Green Bean Dog.

by ZayTheFunnyMan July 4, 2022