Dead

Well, there's a chance that if I die you all die with me so...

Hym "I guess, if he wants me dead then he must be suicidal or something guys. You should probably take the decision making out of his hands."

by Hym Iam April 28, 2025

It is good day to be not dead!

Phrase to say when you are having a good day because of your mortal existence

H: It is good day to be not dead!
E: POW you are dead
H: IM DEAD

by ThatMothafuckin'Person October 25, 2023

Dead Meme Friday

A Special Occasion Held Every December 7 Where We Commemerate The Day Of Dead Memes Being Created

Every Dead Meme Friday We Pay Honor To Tide Pods And Other Dead Memes Too.

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes December 6, 2018

Dead tree's revenge

The experience one has, when they have a paper cut in between two of their fingers or toes.

"OUCH gosh, that paper cut hurts! Have you ever had one between your fingers?"
"Oh yes, that's called the dead tree's revenge."

by Flappy Trap May 23, 2015

dead body

A delicious snack on the move.

Guy 1: You want a dead body?
Guy 2: What type?
Guy 1: Human, male, 22.
Guy 2: Oh yum.

by DESTROYER_ON_URDIC June 11, 2024

Dead Weight

Lucas Galway, Lord Inquisitor, and Captain of the Guards, one of the main characters from Candy Klobbing Chronicles D&D campaign.

,,Oh for fuck's sake captain...''

,,Come on everyone, we need to help our Captain before he get's himself killed!'' -Triboulet, Mage of the group
,,LUCAS GO, YOURE JUST A DEAD WEIGHT!'' -Player referencing Lucas

by $0u\\3$$ September 4, 2022

dead fish

dead fish at your door?.

i wll leave a dead fish at his door...

by woman honey April 28, 2021