cheese table

The area between one's balls and asshole. See also: taint, duck butter, gooch, grundle, banus, vanus.

by Iz Markie May 20, 2003

Cheese Witch

A bird that talks strange cheesy shite. Like my mates ex-girl.

Cheese Witch: Some chatter box chick.. talking shite.. and you zone out.. too much cheese.

by dexcellent August 3, 2009

Bunk Cheese

(adj.)

A word that describes an unattractive female.

A girl that is less than a 3 on a 1-10 scale.

Example, Bunk Cheese Yo, man that chick is bunk cheese.

by DR.FLGD December 8, 2009

biggy cheese

a dank meme that shows a fat rat singing "Mr.BoomBastick" by Shaggy

BIGGY CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BIGGY CHEESE December 21, 2016

Cheese Toasty

When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.

Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by CheeseToasty July 12, 2019

Cheese Baby

A person who deletes their shitty, incorrect takes on Twitter

After Georgia completed their comeback in the Rose Bowl, Nick deleted all of his Pro-Oklahoma tweets like a total cheese baby.

by Cheese baby January 3, 2018

hippo-cheese

Spoken through the ages by hoopy froods with fascinations for monkies, cheese, hippos and smelly hippies. Hippo cheese has a variety of different meanings depending on the word put in front of it. It is used to enphasize a point in a hoopy way, that makes all around very confused or relaxed and groovy.

Dave Heeley is such a stupid hippo cheese. (He's a wanker)
Johnny Depp is such a froody hippo cheese. (Cooooool)
What a schnozzle of a hippo cheese. (That's confusing)

by David Noble June 10, 2004