Basketball

Your mother

Who is NOT a slut!

Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters
Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her"
In other words, she ate him
Stay Puft Man's big, so that's how we know she's fat
Just to clarify
Basketball, a basketball
Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball
I went there, your mother is a basketball
A basketball, she's a basketball
Stop
Everybody take 5
Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe
Let it all out, don't hold back; incriminate
Here on this court, you gotta push it to the limit, mate
Reach deep inside, throw the shots, come alive
I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live
So guys, be loquacious
Show off your gall!
What did you say his mother was again?
A basketball
A basketball
After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall
She's also fat, not sure if I mentioned that
Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact
Man, that's wack, I object, but, to change the subject
I double dribbled your Mom's bombs and she liked it
Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper
Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper
Im'a lead you to reason like the Zeppelin piper
If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cause I like her
She's spherical, meaningful, clear and clerical,

by We are the cherubs🥰🥰🥰🥰🍓😚 February 18, 2024

Basket

An extreme racial slur describing an Asian man due to their traditional straw hats. It is mocking their cultural heritage due to the similarity between the hats and baskets. It is one of the most offensive things you can call someone of Asian descent.

"I fucking hate baskets and want to commit hate crimes against them."

by Asian Culture Expert February 22, 2024

bucket thinker

A person who lacks critical thinking skills, or a person who takes on the thoughts or perspectives of another person without analyzing.

The student became a bucket thinker when he failed to diligently confirm why he hated cats like his mom and dad.

by Talk&WalkIt April 1, 2024

basketball emoji

means black people are bad

i think basketball emoji lol

by ashibolob April 3, 2024

Baskene

The name of the demon from a AMAZING story on wattpad(not a fanfic just a normal horror thing)

“Have you read Baskene?”
“No what the fuck is that?”
“It’s on Wattpad”
“Dude I ain’t reading fanfic”
“ITS NOT FUCKING FANFIC”

by Justcallmehot April 7, 2024

Bucket method

A form of medicine used by the Europeans in the early 1700s involves when an individual deposits their sexual fluids into a bucket (females can include their menses) and feed it to their livestock in an attempt to exterminate internal parasites.

“John used the bucket method on his goats.”

by Uncdillywilly29 April 26, 2024

Bucket

Poop or pooping

“Damn, I just took a fat bucket.”
“Might wanna let that air out a second, I just bucketed.”
“Man, I shouldn’t have eaten that, I gotta go bucket now.”
“I knew I shouldn’t have eaten Thai food, I have a mean bucket brewing.”

by Thebucketguy April 28, 2024