Alex is a really sexy mother fucker, who loves to show off his big muscular belly, and after seeing this masterpiece girls tend to be all over his 2 inch peni, which may not sound like much but an Alex can make anything good, when he does finally bust his nut there is usually two to three litres of sea man. Alex really is worth your time as he can fight of all of the other mans trying to steal his gyal and never leaves her side. Alex is very humble and never shows off
He truly is the dream husband
He truly is the dream husband
Girl number 1: me and Alex did the naughty naughty last night
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
Girl number 2: wow I’m surprised you didn’t drown
Girl number 1: yeah I know, it was incredible
Prince Andrew: I’m a nonce
by Bellend34 November 18, 2019
Get the Alexmug. The friend that will be your friend for nine years then just dump you like poop because they're a dung beetle. Also thinks that they're better than you because you have an android phone and they have an apple.
by 5sospackets March 18, 2021
Get the Alexmug. 
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someone: oh hi giant alex
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someone: oh hi giant alex
by what king December 3, 2021
Get the giant alexmug. Alex (Alexandra) The name of the most jaw-dropping beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. The hardest working girl you'll ever meet, she's smart, witty and funny, romantic, probably wants to watch HIMYM with you and is an amazing cook. She is an incredibly loving person, will always be there in your time of need or darkest moments, she will hold you in her arms or brush your hair in her lap when you cry, and reassure you everything is alright. She may not be a good dancer, but when you dance under street lights and the night sky with her, it's one of the most magical moments you'll experience. She likes to teach you new things, always inspires you to do better, not for her, but for yourself and your future. She is not afraid to be herself, she takes risks, follows her heart, and is spontaneous. If you get an Alex, love her like there's no tomorrow, treat her like the Queen she is, she deserves more love than that's in the world and over.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just met the girl of my dreams..."
Guy 2: "What's her name?"
Guy 1: "Her name is Alex, so no wonder why..."
Guy 2: "What's her name?"
Guy 1: "Her name is Alex, so no wonder why..."
by A_DEE November 21, 2021
Get the Alexmug. 