Ass Kite

A kite that is spawned, and flown, out of your asshole

"That's a really nice ass kite, nick jonas."
"Thanks, i have no friends"

by McDoozle March 1, 2009

ass croissant

An ass so badley burned by the sun that it flakes like a croissant.

" I need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up my ass croissant"

"I didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning"

by Chelsea Reinisch August 3, 2008

rat assed

To get absolutely wasted from excessive amounts of alcohol.

Dude: Right its friday night and i'm off out to get rat assed tonight.

by Mercifull March 4, 2005

Dead-ass

formerly dead-s meaning dead serious. the ghetto form of dead serious is dead-s, which is not used anymore. less stress is used wen saying the word dead-ass so it has replaced dead-s.

p1: yo, homie, im gettin ass from jennifer tonite!
p2: u dead-ass?
p1: YEA!

by antawn January 28, 2007

kiss ass

(n)a person who sucks up to people

(v)to suck up to people

n)
jenny:(to jackie)look, there comes Jill. she's such a kiss ass
jill (to boss) may i help you?
jackie:wow. you're right!

by miss cool astro lady May 24, 2010

Fucked in the Ass

1. Getting raped anally by an extremely homosexual man, or a really freaky girlfriend with a strap-on.
2. Getting fucked over on a deal or something of the sort.

1. " Dude... Bob's so unlucky. He got fucked in the ass by Jim. "
2. " Jim, you whore! You fucked me in the ass over my skittles! I'll kill you! "

by Brock S. August 31, 2006

half-assed

Job/task/chore done without putting too much effort in it.

Those Americans did such a half-assed job on the previous example of the "half-assed" definition.

by brownPower July 17, 2006