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Banana Heaven

When you see something that makes your dick hard.
"Dude! I saw this bitchin 67 Sting Ray yesterday. Man did it put me in Banana Heaven!"
by Cooky Rook February 7, 2009
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Banana buns

When your...Nevermind im just an idiot.
WHY AM I STILL HERE
Tim: Look at Charlie's banana buns
by ILoveDuckTales May 23, 2020
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A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
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bananas in pajamas

a kids show called bananas in pajamas. its just bananas in pajamas what do you expect..?
kid1: whats your favorite show?

kid2: bananas in pajamas, duh
kid1: whats that?
kid2: OUGYUDF8UGW
by bananalover9000 April 23, 2022
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Banana Clamp

A slang term for either a ratcheting metal band or an erectile suppression device.

An erectile suppression device is an elastic ring worn around the head of the penis. The ring is then attached to an inelastic strap pulled down between the legs, and up through the buttocks (much like a thong). The strap is secured with a metal hook and loop to a jock strap like belt near the tailbone.

The purpose is to suppress otherwise embarrassing erections during inappropriate times. Commonly worn at church, school, work etc.
Do you have a pair of banana clamps to secure this no-hub coupling?

The new boss is really hot, I better start wearing a banana clamp so people don't see my boner.
by The Real Elbo McGee August 22, 2022
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banana

long thing thats yellow lol
by WTFULOOKINGAT October 26, 2020
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ripe banana

A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.
He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.
by Krawar September 4, 2021
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